(*denotes server)
World* 0 – 0 Covid
Happy new decade!
Let’s make this year a top one.
We have so much planned.
World* 15 – 0 Covid
The Euro football,
The Olympics in Japan,
So much lined up – wooh!
World* 30 – 0 Covid
["ACE!!"]
World* 30 – 15 Covid
Not so fast, dear World!
I made my mark in China,
And spread like wildfire.
World* 30 – 30 Covid
Now who’s laughing, huh?
I’m everywhere you go.
No more fun this year.
World* 40 – 30 Covid
We’ll see about that!
The fans are armed with hand gel
And stylish face masks.
World* 40 – 40 Covid
You’re not well prepared –
The rules are always changing!
You should be at home.
World* 40 – A (advantage) Covid
No more new movies!
Eurovision’s cancelled, and
Theatres are shut.
World* 40 – 40 Covid
Not so fast there, bud!
We’ll find a way around things.
Stand well back from me.
World* A (advantage) – 40 Covid
Excuse me now, while
I go outside to clap for
Those tireless medics.
World* 40 – 40 Covid
Wow, you’re pathetic!
I’ve cancelled your holiday –
I’m invincible!
World* A (advantage) – 40 Covid
I can still have fun,
Visiting friends and touring
Around my homeland.
[“OUT!!”]
[“COVID IS CHALLENGING THE CALL ON THE RIGHT BASELINE.
THE BALL WAS CALLED ‘OUT’.”]
World 1 – 0 Covid
[PLAY SUSPENDED. MEDICAL TIME OUT.]
In 2020,
I thought a lot about how
Much the world has changed.
This essay is featured in our 2020-2024 book. You can buy it in the shop.
(*denotes server)
World* 0 – 0 Covid
Happy new decade!
Let’s make this year a top one.
We have so much planned.
World* 15 – 0 Covid
The Euro football,
The Olympics in Japan,
So much lined up – wooh!
World* 30 – 0 Covid
["ACE!!"]
World* 30 – 15 Covid
Not so fast, dear World!
I made my mark in China,
And spread like wildfire.
World* 30 – 30 Covid
Now who’s laughing, huh?
I’m everywhere you go.
No more fun this year.
World* 40 – 30 Covid
We’ll see about that!
The fans are armed with hand gel
And stylish face masks.
World* 40 – 40 Covid
You’re not well prepared –
The rules are always changing!
You should be at home.
World* 40 – A (advantage) Covid
No more new movies!
Eurovision’s cancelled, and
Theatres are shut.
World* 40 – 40 Covid
Not so fast there, bud!
We’ll find a way around things.
Stand well back from me.
World* A (advantage) – 40 Covid
Excuse me now, while
I go outside to clap for
Those tireless medics.
World* 40 – 40 Covid
Wow, you’re pathetic!
I’ve cancelled your holiday –
I’m invincible!
World* A (advantage) – 40 Covid
I can still have fun,
Visiting friends and touring
Around my homeland.
[“OUT!!”]
[“COVID IS CHALLENGING THE CALL ON THE RIGHT BASELINE.
THE BALL WAS CALLED ‘OUT’.”]
World 1 – 0 Covid
[PLAY SUSPENDED. MEDICAL TIME OUT.]
In 2020,
I thought a lot about how
Much the world has changed.
This is the first one!
Published tomorrow!